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SAG Podcast 617: You Lost Me at Card

The Alphabet Soup-er Series meets the King of Swing

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On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris bring you the latest installment in the Alphabet Soup-er Series. It was Kris’s pick for the letter D, and he went with DK: King of Swing for Game Boy advance. Is this weird DK spinoff worth your time? What is its connection to the Black Box NES oddball Clu Clu Land? Does any of this matter? Let’s find out!

Then, in Week Old News, Mega Man Xtreme gets a little Xtreme-er, Donut Dodo’s N64 port gets an update, Star Fox puppets face destruction, and someone goes to extreme lengths to scalp Pokemon cards.

Finally, in the Checkpoint, Kris sadly doesn’t have any updates on the fridge saga, but he did play some Panel de Pon, which is always a good thing. Meanwhile, Dan is doing more work for less pay because he’s nuts, is enjoying Vampire Crawlers WAY more than Kris is, and has some big Ball x Pit plans for the weekend.

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SAG Podcast 616: It’s Funny that You Bring Up Refried Beans

The SAG Cartoon Express stops again at Earthworm Jim

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On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris board the SAG Cartoon Express to pay another visit to Earthworm Jim. This time, they watched the season 1 episode Conqueror Worm, where Jim gets an evil twin. Was it as funny as they had hoped? Let’s find out!
Then, in Week Old News, Atari makes another smart acquisition, Retro-Bit whips up another couple of physical releases for cult favorite games, we finally learn more about Splatoon Raiders, and Microsoft inspires a considerable amount of conversation about the nature of console exclusives.
Finally, in the Checkpoint, Dan REALLY likes Saros, and talks about the process of reviewing it, while Kris makes some exciting discoveries about the nature of white people tacos, and tells the next chapter in the increasingly stupid saga of his fridge.

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SAG Podcast 615: Generic White Man Simulator

The Saturn Saves a Bland 10 20 30 40

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On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris dive into an ill-prepared 10 20 30 40 because of a refrigerator. But don’t worry, the Sega Saturn is here to save the day with some very cool games! And next month, there will even be something to talk about in 1986. Things are looking up!
Then, in Week Old News, the new Street Fighter trailer enrages Dan, while the new Street Fighter DLC does very little to address the incest of it all. Plus, He-Man gets delayed, Billy Mitchell is heading back to court, the original Wild Gunman gets preserved in astounding style, and the Neo Geo is coming back in a big (and depending on how you look at it) bad way.
Finally, in the Checkpoint, Kris spent some quality time in his yard and enjoyed the great outdoors. His ear also still hurts, but that’s neither here nor there. While DAn gets to start playing a game he’s not allowed to talk about, and does some overdue yardwork of his own.

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SAG Podcast 614: Again, He Is a Fish

The ColecoVision gets the SAG Standouts treatment

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On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris bring you the latest installment in Stone age Standounts! This month, they’re looking through the ColecoVision library to determine which 5 games best represent the platform. How does this unique platform stand the test of time? Are there any exclusive games to pull from? Let’s find out!
Then, in Week Old News, a bizarre Punch-Out!! prototype has been discovered, Final Fight MD deflates its own hype by embracing AI, PlayStation introduces Playerbase to a less than enthused playerbase, and you can now visit Taco Bell in Pokopia, because the internet is insane.
Finally, in the Checkpoint, Kris continues to enjoy the joys of Super Mario Bros. Wonder’s new DLC and tries out the new Time Breaker light guns. And if that sounds familiar, it’s because he basically just lived the same week twice, at least in terms of what games he’s played. Meanwhile, Dan loves Daredevil, finishes Minishoot Adventures, and drinks a very odd beer.

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SAG Podcast 613: As Much Drugs as Possible

Code Name Viper? More like Code Name No Pants!

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On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris dive into the newest installment of the Alphabet Soup-er Series! Dan’s pick for the letter C was Code Name Viper for NES. How does Capcom and Arc System Works’ spin on the RollingThunder formula work out? Why are this dude’s pants this color? Why are there so many revolving doors? Let's find out!
Then, in Week Old News, even more layoffs because the AAA game industry is just the best, someone turns the NES into an awesome musical instrument, Miyamoto confirms that the internet is insane, and a brand new glitch is found in Super Mario Bros after all these years!
Finally, in the Checkpoint, Kris continues to enjoy the joys of Super Mario Bros. Wonder’s new DLC and tries out the new Time Breaker light guns, while Dan spends some time with Minishoot Adventures and the new Sam Raimi movie. And speaking of movies, the guys give their impressions of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie. Spoiler: They both loved it.

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SAG Podcast 612: This Flower is Bringing Me Joy

The SAG Cartoon Express stops at the Wing Commander Academy once more.

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On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris board the SAG Cartoon Express for another episode of Wing Commander Academy. Why does this show have such a fantastic voice cast, and why does it not make it actually fun to watch? Let’s find out!
Then, in Week Old News, Nintendo decided not to censor Tomodochi Life, Sony makes some absolutely wretched decisions, CApcom gets really weird with a new Street Fighter 6 character, Epic lays off a ton of employees, and more.
Finally, in the Checkpoint, Kris gets that dopey Talking Flower thing, and spends some time in Bellabel Park. Meanwhile, Dan is happy to have Baseball back, played a ton of Steam demos, and gushes about the joys of Séance of Blake Manner.

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SAG Podcast 611: A Cadre of Matts

A weirdly PSP-heavy 10 20 30 40

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On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris dive into the March 10 20 30 40, featuring the untimely ends of both the 32X AND Virtual Boy, the birth of the Resident Evil franchise, another desolate 1986 month, and a shockingly great lineup for the PSP!
Then, in Week Old News, so much AI. So very much AI. And nobody wants it. Except game companies. They LOVE it. Plus, Sonic 4 and Minecraft 2 cast announcements, Logan Paul kinda sucks, Humble Bazooka gets to work on making the Saturn 3D Controller wireless, and more!
Finally, in the Checkpoint, Kris doesn’t do a whole heck of a lot, but he started watching the live-action One Piece! Meanwhile, Dan really didn’t care for Man of Medan, tried a handful of Steam demos, and remembered why he doesn’t like dating sims.

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SAG Podcast 610: Quicksand, Bees, and Communists

The best games the Odyssey 2 has to offer

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On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris bring you the next installment of SAG Standouts, where they each choose the five games that define a platform. This time around they’re tackling the underappreciated Magnavox Odyssey 2. With neither one of them ever having spent any time playing the system before this recording, were they able to find anything to appreciate about it? Let’s find out! (Spoiler: YES!)
Then, in Week Old News, the US government CONTINUES goes out of its way to tick off a large portion of the gaming public, Limited Run tries to get itself out of some Sonic flavored hot water, Roblox players have no taste, and more!
Finally, in the Checkpoint, Kris feels nostalgic for the Wii U and sits through some disastrous loading times to scratch the itch, and gets more serious about improving his diet. Meanwhile, Dan talks about a monkey suplexing a lizard, finished Sons of Sparta, and started Man of Medan.

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SAG Podcast 609: How Much Prettier You’d Be

Burning Rangers GO!

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On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris dive back into the Alphabet Soup-er Series. It was Kris's pick for the letter B and he went with the Sega Saturn cult classic Burning Rangers. This game was pretty ahead of its time, but does it still work? Is putting out fires with lasers still a good time today? Let’s find out!
Then, in Week Old News, the US government goes out of its way to tick off a large portion of the gaming public, Nintendo hosts a pretty decent Indie Showcase, Ken Griffey Jr’s Winning Run for SNES is the gift that keeps on giving, and more!
Finally, in the Checkpoint, Kris tries the Densha Attack demo and finds comfort in Yoshi’s Island, while Dan gets ever closer to finishing Ghost of Sparta, and reads some books.

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SAG Podcast 608: Indecipherable Racism

The SAG Cartoon Express makes another stop at Mega Man

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On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris board the SAG Cartoon Express for another classic episode of Mega Man! In the season 2 episode Campus Commandos, Dr. Wily infiltrates Dr. Light’s robot college so he can use an anti gravity beam on city hall… for some reason. Top Man hits on Roll, Cut Man and Guts Man pose as cafeteria workers, there’s a racist martial arts robot that looks like Akira from Virtua Fighter, it’s got it all!
Then, in Week Old News, Nintendo finally pulls back the curtain on the 10th generation of Pokemon, some classic (and not so classic) Marvel games are coming home, the Super NES gets a brand new beat em up, and more!
Finally, in the Checkpoint, Kris spends some quality time with the Disney Afternoon Collection on Switch 2, enjoys Pokemon Presents with his kids, while Dan finally reads some Terry Pratchett, spends some more time with Ghost of Sparta, and tries out a number of Next Fest demos.

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