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SAG Podcast 601: Cautiously Ambivalent

The 2026 Year in Preview

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On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris bring you the 2026 Year in Preview! There are a lot of new games coming out, but will they be any good? Are they worth being hyped for? Will there be any surprises? What wild predictions do our hosts have in mind? Let’s find out!
Then, in Week Old News, AI continues to be a scourge, even when it’s hard to tell if it was even used in the first place, Capcom’s got lots of Street Fighter news, CES gadgets get Dan all hot and bothered, and someone actually beat Super Meat Boy without dying! Finally, in the Checkpoint, Dan and Kris are all about Ball x Pit, Dan attempts to catch up on Stranger Things, Kris finishes Metroid Prime 4, Dan tells a last minute story about computer graphics cards, and more.
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SAG Podcast 600: 11th Annual Golden Caveman Awards

The best of the best from 2025

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On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris bring you the 2025 Golden Caveman Awards! They've crunched the numbers, checked the lists, accepted the bribes, and are ready to announce their winners of the 11th Annual Golden Caveman Awards! Which games came out on top? Whose cuisine reigns supreme? Let’s find out!
Then, in Week Old News, it was another rather light week. But the president of Atari likes Pushmo, so that’s cool. Finally, in the Checkpoint, Dan continues to love Ball x Pit and did not deliver on his promise to finish Death Stranding 2 by this week, while Kris is nearly done with Metroid Prime 4, ground some coffee, and had a blast with Looney Landers on Atari VCS.
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SAG Podcast 599: The Year of our Tallarico

It’s the 2025 Year in Review

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On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris bring you the 2025 Year in Review. What interesting stuff came out this year? What were the big news stories? Was any of it interesting? Was this, in fact, an incredibly poorly thought out segment that was super boring? Let us know!
Then, in Week Old News, there really wasn’t much, because it’s Christmas Break and nobody is doing anything. But there was Pit Fighter news, so Dan was happy. Finally, in the Checkpoint, Dan obsessed over Ball x Pit and promised to finish Death Stranding 2 by next week, while Kris worked tech support for various xmas presents, played more Metroid Prime 4, and spent some quality time with his Atari VCS.
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SAG Podcast 598: Don't Make Me Think This Way

The final 10 20 30 40 of 2025

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On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris bring you the final 10 20 30 40 of 2025! Was it finally a big month for the Jaguar and 3DO? Did Sega have anything to answer Nintendo’s Donkey Kong Country 2? Was 1985 still a complete wash? Let’s find out!
Then, in Week Old News, AI continues to be everywhere, making everything it touches demonstrably worse, Nintendo finally wins a really old lawsuit, and the SuperSega saga finally comes to its inevitable conclusiuon. Finally, in the Checkpoint, Dan finally learns to cook, while Kris makes a lot of cookies and plays Dadish 4. He also played the Final Fantasy VII demo, and completely forgot to talk about it on the show. Oops.
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SAG Podcast 597: The Gnarled Stories of Sharp Stick McTooth

It’s TRIVIA TIME with a double dose of Matts

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On this week’s podcast, it’s the grand return of Trivia Time! Dan competed against Matt Mutch of the Papercuts Podcast, and Matt Raimo from Turning Tracks. Who came out on top? Who was drunk? Let’s find out!
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SAG Podcast 596: A Savory, Mayonnaise-Based Salad Sauce

It’s a Soup-er Series Holiday Special!

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On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris bring you a very special holiday episode of the Alphabet Soup-er Series! They cover Christmas NiGHTS Into Dreams for Sega Saturn, and get themselves all up in that holiday spirit. How does this weird demo hold up? Let’s find out!
Then, in Week Old News, Nintendo buys a little bit of Namco, Shovel Knight’s devs may be in some trouble, AI continues to wreak havoc on the industry, and you, yes YOU, can smell like Solid Snake. Finally, in the Checkpoint, Dan and Kris recount their very different Thanksgiving experiences. KRis had a great day. Dan, not so much. Dan also spent a lot of time being angry, while Kris got his hands on Metroid Prime 4. Spoiler, it’s great.
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SAG Podcast 595: Currently Drafting Complaints

The SAG CArtoon Express finally stops at Earthworm Jim

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On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris board the SAG Cartoon Express for a trip to GASP an actually good cartoon? Earthworm Jim is on the docket, and it’s legitimately good?!? Who knew this was even possible?
Then, in Week Old News, Microsoft continues to be the worst…again, Metroid Prime 4 gets the streaming treatment, the EverDrive 64 gets an Analogue update, and the switch NES and Game Boy apps get some killer new games.
Finally, in the Checkpoint, Dan and Kris don’t have a lot to cover since they recorded so early this week, but they still took the time to be thankful for all of you.
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SAG Podcast 594: Two Tablespoons of Cottage Cheese

Another PS2-dominated 10-20-30-40

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On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris run through another 10 20 30 40 with the PS2 absolutely dominating, but there were still some positive showings from the likes of the Saturn, Xbox, and even the Virtual Boy!
Then, in Week Old News, Microsoft continues to be the worst, except when it comes to Zork, there’s some more Picross coming our way, Vampire Survivors gets a wacky spinoff, and Bases Loaded is BACK!
Finally, in the Checkpoint, Dan hates a very specific kind of paint, Kris loses his mind over Dadish 4, the Mortal Kombat Kollection is good actually, and more!
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SAG Podcast 593: It Works Well for Ladies, Too!

It’s 2025 Holiday Gift Guide time!

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On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris bring you their 2025 holiday gift guides. What great gift ideas do they have for the loved ones in your life? What great gift ideas do they have for one another? Let’s find out!
Then, in Week Old News, Valve is making a console… sort of, Nintendo is getting in on the game key card bandwagon, Metroid Prime 4 gets an unhealthy dose of comedy (according to some), and Ganondorf goes LEGO! Finally, in the Checkpoint, Dan does more stuff with dogs, and eats a chorizo omelet live on the air, while Kris finally buys a new washer and dryer, and goes on a 20 minute tirade about the depths of Bubsy.
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SAG Podcast 592: Bread is Plentiful

8-Eyes is Not Enough

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On this week’s podcast, Dan and Kris finish off this round of the Alphabet Soup-er Series with 8-Eyes for NES. How does this weird, Castlevania-inspired adventure perform? Does the addition of a bird make it great? Let’s find out!
Then, in Week Old News, a Splatterhouse RPG resurfaces, Microsoft continues to just be the worst, a bunch of games got delayed, and Nintendo looks to buy some studios. Will it be a good thing, though? Finally, in the Checkpoint, Dan spends some quality time painting his bathroom and reading books, while Kris finally gets some sleep and dives into EarthBound Beginnings.
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